amen sista
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michael smut *requested*

ofsmut:

"wanna play pokemon y/n??"

"sure dork, hand me the cards"

"no not that pokemon, like pokemon roleplay"

"um okay"

"i bought us costumes. go put it on"

u both went upstairs to acheive ur costumes. ur outfit was a pikachu onsie and his was a hat. u put them on and the role play began

"omfg…

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itsmuke:

make me choose // anon asked: Green Michael or Nutella Michael? (haircolor)

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calumhemmings:

I can feel you watching even when you’re no where to be seen.

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I can feel you touching even when you’re far away from me.

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#ai
CALUM'S GIGGLE FROM THAT KEEK
By

ridicalum:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST THING EVER

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Michael’s Tummy Masterpost

calsbutt:

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assholuke:

Heartache On The Big Screen - Detroit (16.8.14)

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hello it is i, lord farquaad

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ATTENTION

savanaugh:

landsharkly:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

This is a bad idea

so was making both the words staff and member synonymous with penis and yet here we are

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Rejected Good Girls Look So Perfect
By 5 Seconds of Summer

lamedaughter:

kungfucalum:

englishaffair:

idk if someone has posted this already 

this is like 5sos on acid I’m tripping out so hard right now holy fuck

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teenagedfricks:

Make Me Choose: hodxphilia asked ashtons giggle/smile or calums arms

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#ai

"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties."

Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey: All of them.
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